I keep thinking I am missing something. I wander all over the house, the lounge, the bedroom, the bathroom. Something is not right. Until I get to the Kitchen and I realise what it is: “Ready, Steady, Cook”. I never watch it anymore – is it even on the TV these days? I have graduated to Masterchef.
However to relieve the tension of not watching “Ready, Steady, Cook” whenever I need to I can simply hire my own Brian Turner for the day and forget all my £5 bag of food worries and the best part is that I won’t have to put up with Ainslie Harriott gooning around either (I wonder what he is like on an off day).
Why Fake Faces is under the impression that we need a replica Brian Turner I am not sure, I would have thought that the real one can probably handle all the required media engagements without too much trouble. Maybe he doesn’t have a car and this is the only solution. Odd.
